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Why did the rooster run away?

He was chicken

What do you call a laughing motorcycle?

A YAMAHA-HA-HA-HA-HA

Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?

David. . . He rocked Goliath to sleep

What time of day was Adam created?

A little before EVE

Who was the smallest person in the Bible?

Knee-High-Miah (NEHEMIAH)

Need an Arc?

I NOAH guy

What was Moses' wife, Zipphora, known as when she'd throw dinner parties?

The hostess with the Moses.

What did Adam say when he was asked his favorite holiday?

It’s Christmas, Eve.

Why did Adam and Eve do math every day?

They were told to be fruitful and multiply.

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

My friend and I like to try new food together . . .

We’re taste buds.

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake.

What do you call an underwater social network?

Fishbook!

Why was the coach yelling at a vending machine?

He wanted his quarter back.